Random Saturdays – Junk Mail Replies #2

Are you ready for another riveting edition of my replies to junk mail?  I hope you said, “No,” because this is actually me replying to the SPAM that I get from this blog.  Enjoy!

In response to:  Funny Commercial – Liquid-Plumr Double Action
From:  Cradiaved
“ремонт игровых приставок … Успехов Вам!”

Dear Cradiaved,
I’m not sure if you’re talking about the brand of jelly, Adam West as Batman, or Emeril Lagasse, but “Bam!” right back atcha.

In response to:  Stuff People Say – Bunny Rabbit Hands
From:  find phone number
“Rattling informative and fantastic body structure of written content, now that’s user pleasant (:.”

Dear find phone number,
I’m flattered that you got so much out of a dorky post about my cat.  It’s my goal to be “user pleasant”.
Your friend,

In response to:  Random Saturdays – Junk Mail Replies
From: Sheldon Manda
“Hey there, it’s Sheldon Manda. As i read through your blog I discovered that you are really dedicated and provide useful information, so I checked your website at alexa.com and found out that you are not receiving very much traffic. If you want to take your Business to the next level by increasing traffic, visitors and therefore your potential income you should check out this online course for traffic generating –> http://bit.ly/14P7eMq If you have any questions you can send me an email, have a nice day!”

Dear Sheldon Manda,
Something tells me that you didn’t really read my post.  Even so, I’d be willing to put our differences aside if you will check out this page about run-on sentences –> http://bit.ly/179iSCa
Using punctuation properly,

In response to:  Random Saturdays – Junk Mail Replies
From:  canadian pharmacy cialis online
“Mortal is for pleasure.”

Dear canadian pharmacy cialis online,
I’ve been doing it wrong.
Thanks for the heads up,

In response to:  Stuff People Say – Bunny Rabbit Hands
From:  how to block porn
“Magnificent website. Lots of useful info here. I am sending it to a few friends ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thank you to your effort!”

Dear how to block porn,
You are very welcome for all the useful info about my cat that I put on this site.
Informatively yours,

In response to:  Stuff People Say – Bunny Rabbit Hands
From:  Donte Hudgens
“Hiya! I just would like to give an enormous thumbs up for the great information you’ve got right here on this post. I shall be coming again to your weblog for extra soon.”

Dear Donte Hudgens,
I’m glad you enjoyed the great information on this post.  I will be sure to have extra on this weblog soon.  For example, they’re called “blogs” now.  Would I be correct in assuming that you get beat up for telling people that you surf the net to read weblogs?  Be sure to follow my blog to learn more tips on being cool, like how to post pictures of your cat on your blog.
Best of luck,

It’s nice to know that my weblogs are having such a magnificent effect on so many people around the world.  Thanks for the encouraging words, everyone!  As they say in whatever language Cardiaved speaks, “Bam!”


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