Stuff People Say – Roadkill

Angela — I saw [someone] in the parking garage today.  I wouldn’t have paid attention except he had a big, pink, bandage on his arm.

Erica — Did you almost hit him like I did that one time?

Angela — No, I’m not mean li–  No, I didn’t start calling him, “Roadkill”.

Erica — Were you going to say that you’re not mean like me?

Angela — Yes.

[hysterical laughter]

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