Minecraft — Uh-oh. We got a problem. We forgot to stop and get gasoline.
Lego — That’s okay because I got a billion of them already that we can use.
Minecraft — We got another problem. There are lotsa helicopters and they have thousands of missiles that they can use on us.
Lego — That’s okay, ’cause this one gots four guns and this one gots four and this one gots four and this one gots two and we can fight the helicopters.
Minecraft — Well, we got one more problem. The boss sent me a text and he wants us to get back to base by dinnertime at six and I don’t know if we can make it in time.
Lego — [sound effects]
Minecraft — Why did you blow yourself up?
Lego — I don’t wanna play no more.