The Scarlet Loser was born before her mother and the doctor were ready.  She would have hit the floor had the nurse not rushed over to catch her.  In other words, Scarlet Loser has been narrowly escaping danger since birth, which kind of makes her a (surprisingly modest) badass.  When she’s not throwing herself on the ground head first, Scarlet Loser enjoys anything that doesn’t require her to go outside in the heat.  Her love of knitting, baking, reading, earth friendly products, and pop culture pre-2000 is less about her being cool and more about her being a crotchety 80-year-old woman at heart.

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