Stuff People Say – Hayride

“I need to go straighten myself up. A and B are going to be here soon and I look like I feel off the back of a hayride.”

–Erica, who, in her defense, had been sick for a week

Stuff People Say – Bungee Jump

“Have you guys ever bungee jumped?  I just remember the guy going, ‘Okay, on the count of three.  One. Two.  Th–‘  And I was like, ‘Hold on here, buddy.  I’ll do my own counting, I think.'”

–William

Stuff People Say – Scott’s Surprise

Angela — I’m surprised Scott was smiling after that change that I scheduled that was so problematic this weekend.

Erica– Yeah, he’s drunk.

Stuff People Say – Emoji

“Man, I’m so glad Ben finally has Emoji.  When I texted him before, I’d have to write actual words.  If I wanted to do that, I’d just talk to him.”

–Angela, who realizes what a hypocrite she can be about texting

Stuff People Say – Regular Kids

Minecraft — Guess what, Angela.  I didn’t get to play Minecraft much today because my computer broke

Angela — Really?

Minecraft — Yeah, I only got to play it until about 11 AM and then I couldn’t play no more.

Angela — You couldn’t play it any more after that?  What’d you do the rest of the day?

Minecraft — I just mostly played like a regular kid.

Stuff People Say – Full House

“Oh, yeah, I knew that because I learned it from watching Full House.”

–Minecraft (I don’t even remember what we were talking about, but it doesn’t matter because I’ve learned many important lessons from Full House as well.”

Stuff People Say – St. Elmo’s Fire

“Man, ‘St. Elmo’s Fire’ used to kick ass when we were growing up! *starts singing along*”

–Ben

Stuff I Never Thought I’d Say – Flip Flop

“Why is your flip flop in your mouth?”

–Angela to Dora

Stuff People Say – Sharknado

Erica — Wait, did you just say, “Shark-uh-nado”?

Ron– Sharknado.

Angela– That was my favorite singer in the 90s – Shark-uh-nado Connor.

Stuff People Say – Lotsa Problems

Minecraft — Uh-oh.  We got a problem.  We forgot to stop and get gasoline.

Lego — That’s okay because I got a billion of them already that we can use.

Minecraft — We got another problem.  There are lotsa helicopters and they have thousands of missiles that they can use on us.

Lego — That’s okay, ’cause this one gots four guns and this one gots four and this one gots four and this one gots two and we can fight the helicopters.

Minecraft — Well, we got one more problem.  The boss sent me a text and he wants us to get back to base by dinnertime at six and I don’t know if we can make it in time.

Lego — [sound effects]

Minecraft — Why did you blow yourself up?

Lego — I don’t wanna play no more.